Blonde Jokes

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It’s not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?
A. Brain tumor.

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.

Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A. “Way to go team!”

Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
A. FULL

Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they haven’t met!

Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.

Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.

Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets!

Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You get to park in the handicap zone.

Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
A. Because everyone gets a turn.

Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?
A. So she could lip read.

Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A. Fertilized

Q. What’s the difference between butter and a blonde?
A. Butter is difficult to spread.

Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

Q. What’s a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme

Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
A. They both swallowed a lot of semen.

Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.

Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A. Their both empty from the neck up

Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A. A brunette with bad breath.

Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A. The brick doesn’t follow you home after you lay it.

Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!

Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?
A. An interpreter.

Q. What do smart blondes and UFO’s have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.

Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common?
A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
A. The joystick is wet.

Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
A. They know how many went down on the Titanic.

Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
A. A blow job with handlebars

Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?
A. A golden retriever.

Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?
A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.

Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections?
A. A wine and cheese party!

Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
A. Get’em on their back and their both fucked.

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